Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Shifty pimpingmug. an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
by fuckor November 1, 2020
Get the pimpmug. a guy who has his adult dancer girlfriends pay him cash and he in turn uses his credit cards to pay their bills online and accrue all of the cash back points
dude, you have Innocence give you cash every month and you make her car and insurance payment with your Discover Card? you a Points Pimp!!!
by forever creepin' June 25, 2023
Get the Points Pimpmug. “When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”
-Andy Noel-
-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021
Get the Pimp Snipermug. Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.
Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕
by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025
Get the pimp my pizzamug. A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.
Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?
by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025
Get the pimp chairmug. To hire someone ( non sexual work) and live off of their labor like a parasite, regardless of whether or not you are gainfully employed yourself.
Boy one: let's make more money. But how?
Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.
Boy one: you're a genius
Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.
Boy one: you're a genius
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
Get the to pimp the S-1070mug.