man petrol

A name given to high strength dirt cheap alcohol found in large plastic bottles aka jerry cans or tankers

The lads needed a bit of a rev up for a big night out Johny turned up with a few tankers of man petrol and instantly everyone was on the tear

by Luke Doyle June 2, 2016

Man-purring

Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"

Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!

by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017

The Man Point

Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.

Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton>
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."

Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"

by Man-Kyle August 26, 2013

man jock

When you're at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. This usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.

"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"

"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"

"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"

I was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.

When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.

by HasanAbulFez October 10, 2013

Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012

man agony

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.

I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.

by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012

The Baggie Man

Silky skills on Halo 3 and Gears of War 2, The Baggie Man could tap into his Xbox skill set with some special remedy and destroy all in his path.

Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...

by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011