by anonymous June 30, 2021
Get the Hellmug. 
by Jaxx fucking Clayton April 5, 2020
Get the Hellmug. Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.
by The Real Astan October 5, 2013
Get the Wikipedia Hellmug. What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 22, 2023
Get the far king hellmug. A place where big scary men with pokey thing poke you for eternity and force you to play star craft 2
Me: if you sin you'll go to Hell
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I HATE STARCRAFT. I must never sin from now on
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I HATE STARCRAFT. I must never sin from now on
by GOLIRA TIM June 15, 2020
Get the Hellmug.