Grass Man

An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.

I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!

by GrassMan(aka:VhappyWagon69) April 15, 2020

Metaphor Man

Metaphor man is the worst rapist in the world. Raping over i cant even count my best estimate is one trillion. You never want to walk upon the metaphor man in the hood. He got shootas, aks and more. He has a bunch of dungeons.

Yo homie you seen on the news metaphor man
hell yeah my doors staying locked

by Metaphorman April 22, 2020

Chill man

The phrase "Chill man" means you need to calm down Karen and go get some help.

Karen: Can I please speak to your manager!
Diego: Chill man, sheesh.

by Umm sorry June 3, 2020

poopoo man

the most dangerous dude in the world, sometimes used in memes and jokes.

bro close your mouth when you sleep, the poopoo man gon get to your dreams you dumbfuck

by XXxxPussyDestroyer6699xxXX June 3, 2020

c00chie man

A man who is in fact a different breed from us who spends his life saving people and being different

Jeremy: have you heard the news? A prison is being blown up
c00chie man: I’ll save you. Bc I’m different.

by c00chie queen October 15, 2020

The Man Point

Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.

Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton>
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."

Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"

by Man-Kyle August 26, 2013

man jock

When you're at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. This usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.

"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"

"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"

"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"

I was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.

When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.

by HasanAbulFez October 10, 2013