Half Hampton

Pushing rope? Grab the base and squeeze. You'll lose half your length but at least you'll get the job done 👍

Took one too many pills after a rave and had to giver her the half Hampton

by Remtrex October 6, 2023

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half-brother

Male that has one parent in common with another living being.

My half-brother is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

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half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

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half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.

half-co-nephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

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Half a hoe

The type of person who is loyal in relos but when they aren’t in a relo they have a fuck fest aka sausage fest

“My week has been a fuck fest after Lindsey and I broke up”
“Damn I knew I was only half a hoe”

by Fucknigs May 19, 2018

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A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025

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