When a man come in his mom an then slurf his sperma out with an straw on dried elephant penis while feeding his Ginger cat
by Kiki and en February 23, 2025
Get the Dirty Nikolausmug. a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)
alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018
Get the dirty swampmug. “Hey Chris.”
“What?”
“I gonna plan a dirty plan.”
“What is it about?”
“We are gonna trip that kid!”
“Why that’s rude!”
“Who cares bro!”
“What?”
“I gonna plan a dirty plan.”
“What is it about?”
“We are gonna trip that kid!”
“Why that’s rude!”
“Who cares bro!”
by Ruler698VR cringe April 23, 2022
Get the Dirty Planmug.