Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
Get the let me break it down for you markmug. Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 11, 2023
Get the Fuck markmug. by Wild Wani March 14, 2016
Get the samuel mark deboermug. Former second basement for the Boston Red Sox. Known as "Booger" for his striking resemblance to the character of that name from Revenge of the Nerds.
"Wow, Mark Bellhorn had some game last night."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
by Binky Thunderputz January 12, 2012
Get the Mark Bellhornmug. DO NOT SAY THIS (only hispanics have the marking lot pass)
you will definitely be labeled a bigot if you say this
you will definitely be labeled a bigot if you say this
by Hhdnzpo7!!! January 9, 2021
Get the Marking Lotmug. by Stone Montana May 6, 2025
Get the Kaine Markedmug. by Boi 55 October 30, 2017
Get the mark lynchmug.