Former second basement for the Boston Red Sox. Known as "Booger" for his striking resemblance to the character of that name from Revenge of the Nerds.
"Wow, Mark Bellhorn had some game last night."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
by Binky Thunderputz January 12, 2012
Get the Mark Bellhornmug. by THETRUECAWGUY101 January 31, 2025
Get the MARKmug. A derogatory term towards anyone who's really confusing, and won't explain anything. Also can be used to describe someone who's really bad about making character playlists.
by skibifi June 8, 2024
Get the markmug. A boy who enjoys playing video games with his friends, he is also very short. He thinks he’s funny and attractive but he’s not.
Girl 1- did you call her last night
Girl 2- no, he was too busy playing with the BOIS
Girl 1- he’s such a mark boxu
Girl 2- no, he was too busy playing with the BOIS
Girl 1- he’s such a mark boxu
by Marvel_know_it_all February 15, 2021
Get the mark boxumug. When you have a really shit football team, called Manchester United and every time they lose your friends comment "poor mark"
by Hottub1974 March 16, 2022
Get the Poor markmug. by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019
Get the Markmug. Mark is portrayed as a charismatic and charming individual with a powerful influence over others. However, this facade is used to manipulate people for his own selfish gains. He lacks genuine concern for others, readily spreading rumors and undermining those around him, especially if they threaten his ego. Mark's lifestyle, including driving luxury cars and frequenting exclusive venues, is not about generosity but about feeding his ego through the admiration of others.
In relationships, Mark “love-bombs” initially overwhelms with affection but eventually becomes manipulative, particularly targeting wealthy, independent women. His kindness is conditional, only extended when it benefits him, and he is prone to making false promises to exploit others to the fullest.
Mark's image is a carefully constructed illusion. Mark usually has a drug addiction, specifically to cocaine, because buying anything other than that designer drug is beneath him.
Avoid Mark, as prolonged interaction leads to bitterness and resentment, with any confrontation being futile against someone who only values their own opinions and desires.
In relationships, Mark “love-bombs” initially overwhelms with affection but eventually becomes manipulative, particularly targeting wealthy, independent women. His kindness is conditional, only extended when it benefits him, and he is prone to making false promises to exploit others to the fullest.
Mark's image is a carefully constructed illusion. Mark usually has a drug addiction, specifically to cocaine, because buying anything other than that designer drug is beneath him.
Avoid Mark, as prolonged interaction leads to bitterness and resentment, with any confrontation being futile against someone who only values their own opinions and desires.
“Gosh I’m falling so hard for Mark! He takes me to the best places and everyone knows him there!”
“Mark will sell you the bread he stole out of your mouth. He’ll charge you 3 times the price and you’ll leave thanking him for making that sacrifice for you.”
“Mark will sell you the bread he stole out of your mouth. He’ll charge you 3 times the price and you’ll leave thanking him for making that sacrifice for you.”
by Intense Rug June 6, 2024
Get the Markmug.