“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023
Get the Jake Adamsmug. When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up in your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.
by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021
Get the Nasty Adammug. An Apple Enthusiast who also is an entrepreneur/scientist. He will most likely ask you for your workout routine if he is impressed by your physique.
Adam invited me to the Apple store and he changed his Apple Watch Lock Screen picture to a picture of me when I was 6 years old.
by Officialjello December 1, 2021
Get the Adammug. by moll xoxo December 23, 2020
Get the molly adammug. by Manleemanny April 27, 2024
Get the blazzin adammug. THE Adam refers specifically to THE Adam from DP-1. THE Adam is an outstanding specimen of a male human and has everything every male hopes to get, and is everything every woman wants. SADLY he is so preoccupied with building his crypto future that not many women will ever get to experience his true beauty and masculinity.
THE Adam is such a sexy guy bro, oh my god his biceps.
THE Adam must go to the gym in order to be able to carry the weight of his massive balls.
THE Adam must go to the gym in order to be able to carry the weight of his massive balls.
by Xenwow January 29, 2022
Get the THE Adammug. A little asshole that is annoying Everyone hates him and is a very bad example he is an overall bad guy
by Bryan wong May 7, 2018
Get the adam j.rmug.