Ethan

This nigga has a cock bigger than colin and will always be your friend the only bad thing is that he's has Aids which he has received from a women by the name of emily Spain

Person 1: Hey is that ethan
Person 2: You mean the nigga with Aids?

by Big_fella25 April 5, 2018

Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

Ethan

Ethan such dick and farts all the time. Some how though he is still tan in winter. All the girls think he is so cool but once you get to know him you which you didn't. He is the biggest pick me you would EVER met. And i swear that all ethans are gay lmao. Just be careful if you know an ethan.

Oh no that ethna let out a fart again ethans are such pick mes

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god

Some dude: Bro, that Ethan guy can fucking shred dude
Ethan's best friend: I know man, he's a god

by Dolphincock69! March 27, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated

Ethan likes chicken butt

by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020

ethan

likes men, never touches grass and never gets women. only grinds sweaty games.

ew, ethan is there. let’s stay away from him

by ethanlikesmen123 November 22, 2021

Ethan

The type of person who makes other people’s days. Who’s smile lights up the room every time he walks in. The type of person you could never fall out of love with. He makes the best boyfriend and will never give up on you no matter what. His looks will take your breath away and his personality is one of the best you’ll ever meet. Once you get to know him you could never go back to your life before him. He’ll become your everything, your shoulder to cry on, your favorite person in the world. He’ll say the most cringe dad jokes but because of his wits you won’t be able to hold in laughter. He could rant on about nerd stuff for hours but you don’t care because you love him for everything he is. Whenever you look into his eyes all you see is your future and someone who cares about you. Ethan is so amazing.

Girl 1: I failed the test

Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky

by Joe’s favorite cousin from June 13, 2021