A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Get the Red Maga Hatmug. by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
Get the Won-Ton Cowboy Hatmug. I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.
by -CEO- August 13, 2019
Get the Red Hat Anxietymug. by hat hat issy hat xx January 28, 2021
Get the super hatmug. by zing_zong April 20, 2018
Get the skank hatmug. Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017
Get the Naked Hard Hatmug. A blue Hatter a racist person that would show their racism by wearing a blue hat Blue anti-yellow/Asian
2007-now
2007-now
by M.N.L May 15, 2022
Get the Blue hatmug.