Person 1: I know Mac is good and all, but I prefer Windows.
Person 2: We're not friends anymore.
Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: We're not friends anymore.
Person 1: Sorry.
by aphex12 December 13, 2025
Get the Windows mug.Roasting Microsoft’s newest OS nonstop with memes, TikToks, or long video essays just to get clout. It usually means zeroing in on every tiny UI inconsistency or odd design choice and treating it like a personal declaration of war against users. Unfortunately, it’s only gotten worse since Microsoft added AI features.
User A: "I just spent three hours registry hacking my PC just to move the taskbar to the top of the screen."
User B: "Can you just chill out with the Windows 11 slander, bro? It’s been three years. Just use the search bar."
User B: "Can you just chill out with the Windows 11 slander, bro? It’s been three years. Just use the search bar."
by ReianaSmiley December 23, 2025
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Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.
I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.
by darthgandhi December 29, 2025
Get the Windows Shit Hurdle mug.To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.
“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”
“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“
“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”
“Maybe he is just bored.”
“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“
“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”
“Maybe he is just bored.”
by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025
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1. The critical period of time on a night out, before which it is too early to drop, and after which it is too late to drop. It is largely dependant upon which DJs are playing when, and what time the club closes or the night ends.
1. The critical period of time on a night out, before which it is too early to drop, and after which it is too late to drop. It is largely dependant upon which DJs are playing when, and what time the club closes or the night ends.
by JonnyP September 16, 2006
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I just got woomer-windowed. verb.
He just used the moonroof on my Civic as an woomer-window. noun.
My buddy fell through the woomer-window window. adj.
He just used the moonroof on my Civic as an woomer-window. noun.
My buddy fell through the woomer-window window. adj.
by Jonathan Moon November 11, 2008
Get the Woomer-window mug.im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge
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