Turtling

When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass

Hey man brb I think I'm turtling

by Cupacorn September 13, 2017

Acoustic turtle

A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.

Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017

Turtle

Best existence of a creature ever

That guy’s a real turtle

by SoaringBear April 30, 2020

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

turtling

to annoy.

She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.

by 4baf November 9, 2010

dancing turtle

Axoltol minecraft

that dancing turtle is very not ok

by turtlemangirlbye November 5, 2021

virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019