A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.
Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
by Zarpd August 25, 2011

Hey, all the Asses In Space are gunna be at CBS later so I'm not going don't want to get my ass kicked.
by Pissed Off Polak December 6, 2003

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

A parking space very close to your destination, like whenever you see someone park in a movie, its always close.
by Tim Bison August 1, 2007

When Take-2 closed intercept games Kerbal space program 2 died it marked the end of a game that was doomed from the start, if certain anonymous devs are to be believed.
by Person1582962 June 7, 2024

Creating space so I’m going to pull out the “Assault rifle” because this isn’t the crowd or person I asked to guard me.
by Coach Kevin, Associate September 17, 2025

by MrMysticalToad June 7, 2021
