Christian

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by Dumpys January 20, 2023

Wild Christian

A Christian who is more comfortable communing with their faith in non traditional and often private settings; a shared Christian philosophy with the common root of John Eldredge's 2001 book 'Wild at Heart' .

Wild Christians connect more with their faith 'in the wild' than inside the walls of a church.

by RLFmagnanimous January 28, 2023

Friends Christian School

UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty

ANNOYING = Friends Christian School

by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023

Christian Rogers

If his name is Christian and has the last name Rogers, then he is very funny, kind, loving, and absolutely HOT!!!!

CHRISTIAN ROGERS IS A VERY HOT NAME!!!!!

by qcwiu ph uicwr January 31, 2023

consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

Christian

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"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

Pellow Christian

Also known as "Pellow Christianity" is a religion with spiritual intent, it follows Christianity but with understanding and awakening of knowledge, specifically about jews and judaism itself and how it conflicts with Christianity. It also includes knowing information about which bible passages have been altered over the years to include hatred against other races or sexualities and seeks to deny the altered passages and only follow God Jesus Christ to the fullest and live your life spiritually and healthily. It is strictly against the talmud for having satanic verses such as the talmud speaking of Jesus "burning in hell" which he is not, Jesus is in Heaven. The symbol for Pellow Christianity is a purple and yellow cross, specifically purple on the top and yellow at the bottom.

I like the cross you are wearing John, is that a Pellow Christian one? I follow Pellow Christianity myself too!

by PassionYesser December 3, 2022