kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

Thomas day

If your name is Thomas, you can cop free head for nov 16

It’s is Nov 16 and my name is Thomas and I copped a gobby
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard

by JimJob69 November 15, 2020

national ram day

january 20

it is january 20th! it’s national ram day!

by jjunicorn789 January 17, 2023

Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.

“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.

by StogieBoi September 13, 2020

National Booty pic day

Throughout April 24rd is a beautiful event called "National Booty pic day", to show the respect and excitement to get a booty pic day from a gorgeous women.

Person 1: Hey, it's National Booty pic day

Person 2: Oh, of course *sends a snap*

by hydralkiss123 April 23, 2024

National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022