Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.

"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019

National Cuddle Day

August 1st is National Cuddle Day you have to cuddle with someone

Today is National Cuddle Day

by Kikidikidoo July 30, 2021

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

World human day

December 8th.

World human day is a holiday where us humans celebrate our very existence. It was brought up that there is no day celebrating humans themselves, even though there is things such as “slap ass day”.

by World human day December 8, 2024

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

Send Chest Day

Where a guy will send his chest even if he has no abs!

I was so happy when my boyfriend participated in Send Chest Day!

by Chill_Box May 12, 2021

a day

Response given when someone asks how your day is going. can be used in present, or past tense. Typically given when you don't want to lie, but also don't want to outright state how bad of a day you've had. This response would be given with a negative connotation.

Friend: " Hey, How's your day going?"
You: " Oh, you know, its been a day."

by ariswotle November 9, 2022