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shut up

a rude way for silence, quiet, etc.
guy 1: wanna know who Joe is?
guy 2: whos Joe
guy 1: Joe mama
guy 2: shut up
by aviation lover 123 September 26, 2025
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shut up tj

when your friend tj dont shut up
by gksharpclaw September 27, 2025
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All dicked up

When shit is all fucked up but your mom doesn’t like fuck so it’s all dicked up.
Am all dicked up
by Conqueefadore September 27, 2025
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Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex
My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.
by SacPhil September 30, 2025
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Didn't sign up for this

Yeah, I don't know what Jillian Michaels signed up for but she was on this list! They all signed the same agreement not to talk about this but only because they didn't think agreeing not to talk about it would lead to THEM getting shot in the throat. They just thought it would be your kids or, like, random people. And whoever that was the case... She signed up for it. She was completely on board with the cover up and so were the progressives. But they don't ever expect THIER actions to have consequences. Right? It's crazy. It's crazy how they think they can do THIS... But also that no body is going to want to or try to kill them for it.
Hym "I, on the otherhand, expected entirely to be killed. I said it explicitly. But what happened INSTEAD... Was THEY started getting killed and NOT ME! Right? Isn't that fucking wild? They got Trump supporting pastors shooting Democratic senators... They got trannies shooting children... The guys fucking the trannies is shooting Podcasters now... And now the Mormons are getting it from a veteran. So why did he do it? Could it be that it's because his friends died for nothing and we are not actually free in any real sense and that he watched Republican congress people block the release of the Epstein files again? Thereby making it look like he watched all his friends get murdered just to protect the people who are actively protecting known pedophiles after spending years leading up to the election claiming that there was a cover up going on by the Democrats to protect those very same pedophiles? Jillian Michaels didn't sign up for this guys! Why would those veterans just go out and murder for no reason like that? It's so weird!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Dick Ups

An exercise where you use resistance bands or weighted plates and flex to make it bounce. Similar to a “dick bounce,” but with added resistance from the plate or band.
Bro was showing off at the gym doing dick ups with a 45-pound plate.
by JuanPs3 October 2, 2025
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all our food keeps BLOWING UP

basically arbys food keeps blowing up for some reason idk why they keep blowing up god help me istg-
chicken *explosion*
we'd like to take a moment to announce that *explosion* AAAAAA-
all our food keeps BLOWING UP *explosion mid sentence*
by aviation lover 123 October 2, 2025
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