National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people

Hey Eman, Happy national cuck day

by Yb12364 August 14, 2025

National kiss day

National kiss day is September 13

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship

Single or taken kiss someone

On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them

by Dntgnf September 11, 2021

national fifa point day

When a girl buys fifa points for her boyfriend on the 22nd march which marks the 16th anniversary of FIFA Ultimate team and a number of packs come out.

Oh its the 22nd march, better buy my man fifa points as its national fifa point day

by godisgood2000 March 22, 2024

Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.

by Patient420 June 19, 2025

Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023