Fucking Fucker

The Fucking Fucker is where you'd stick your head in someone's pussy and scream FUCK, It can also be done by putting a phone in someone's pussy and making the phone say fuck loudly.

1:*Sticks phone in 2's pussy*
2: what.
1: the fucking fucker.
1*screams FUCK on other phone*
2:ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~

by imnot.m3ad0w March 23, 2021

Mother fucker

Its when you stab a lava lamp up a girls somewhere near the balls

You are motherfucker you bitch
Your mother fucker killed you

by Ur sex March 7, 2023

gif fucker

to overuse semi-related gifs in place of a worded response to an annoying or unnecessary amount

sarah: i just got an amber alert for a missing 4 year old!
jason: minions alert.gif
sarah: can you be serious for a second?
jason: first gif when searching “serious”
thomas: shut up jason
jason: dancing gif
ruby: there’s always that one gif fucker on discord servers

by chri-bot July 4, 2025

Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.

They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.

by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022

sandwich fucker

A man, commonly named Logan, who fucks sandwiches

Hi Logan do you fuck sandwiches? Yeah, I'm a sandwich fucker.

by John Glance November 1, 2025

fucking fuckers

mug and neck gaiter

fucking fuckers mug and neck gaiter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by fineti October 19, 2021

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016