Captain cap off

The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.

Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 19, 2026

Oguri Cap

A name of one bestowed upon one who happens to be Incredibly Fat. (May be used affectionately)

Guy 1: That girl is such a fatty! She really is an Oguri Cap!
Guy 2: Smash.

by MasterBaiterpoid February 20, 2026

Your so handy! In all CAPS!

Someone who thinks they've got it all figured out and shows their ignorance off in front of others proudly.

A person trying to show off and failing miserably.

A light-hearted and funny way to take your friends or whoever down a peg when their ego's become over inflated.

Getting rewarded for losing (or just barely participating)

Birkenstocks and socks? Now that's*Handy in all CAPS!"

Wow! I can't believe you actually removed all the stickers from that rubik's cube and organized all the color's on each side! Your so handy! In all CAPS!

Handy in all CAPS Moment:
Wow Gretel bread crumbs REALLY?!?!

by RyanMatthewBrown1980 February 23, 2026

Your so handy! In all CAPS!

Someone who thinks they've got it all figured out and shows their ignorance off in front of others proudly.

A person trying to show off and failing miserably.

A light-hearted and funny way to take your friends or whoever down a peg when their ego's become over inflated.

Getting rewarded for losing (or just barely participating)

Birkenstocks and socks? Now that's*Handy in all CAPS!"

Wow! I can't believe you actually removed all the stickers from that rubik's cube and organized all the color's on each side! Your so handy! In all CAPS!

Handy in all CAPS Moment:
Wow Gretel bread crumbs REALLY?!?!

by RyanMatthewBrown1980 February 23, 2026