Green friday 

A new holiday stoners celebrate the night of thanksgiving into friday where they get high and eat all the leftovers they can.

Joey: man I can't wait to eat this whole pumkin pie and leftover turkey tonight

Kyle: I know man this green friday is about to be unreal

Green friday by Shaft Richards November 27, 2014

Green Thumb

A term used for a person who has recently bought marijuana or has some on their person.

Yo, I heard mike has a green thumb right now. Go hit him up for a deal

I have a green thumb after my plug hooked me up

Green Thumb by SharksVengeance May 17, 2016

Green Forest 

Green Forest, also known as Trash, is a small town in northwest Arkansas. Most of its residents are redneck cousinfuckers. Green Forest high schoolers are known to have parties all the time and are most likely to leave completely fucked up or not leave at all. You can count on there being at least one pregnant girl at all times.

“Hey, did you see how Blake knocked up Jennifer?”

“Yeah I did. Aren’t they cousins?”

“Fucking Green Forest kids.”

Green Forest by Veggie tale May 31, 2018

Green Day 

a decent semi punk rock band. the only driving force behind the new cd is idiots with no taste. i'm not saying they suck, or that they're sellouts, but the new album fucking sucks. mtv plays one video, while the radio plays 2 songs, way too fucking much. for my money i'll go get an older cd. fuck the new shit.

Green Day's new cd American Idiot is hypocritical and identical to anything else of the same genre these days.

Green Day by evil monkey in the closet September 21, 2005

green teabag 

the act of dunking a scrotum into the mouth of a girl and then proceeding to sneeze snot on her face simultaneously, creating a feeling of calm, double orgasmic joy

Ah, there is nothing more calming and zen-filling than a green teabag.

green teabag by Hyman September 26, 2004

Green Day 

One of the all time gayest bands. Their lead singer, Billy Joe Armstrong, even looks like a girl, and the other members, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt, aren't far from it. They either play emo songs where they complain about their life, or songs that make absolutely no sense at all. They are all STONERS (hence the name, "Green Day"). They have made countless albums, but have never been exceptionally good. Their songs have little meaning, their guitar player is less then average, and their drummer is around par. For better music, try Dream Theater, Metallica, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, etc.

Buddy: Hey man, you wanna come over? We could listen to Green Day!

Me: Umm... Riiiight... Do me and favor and chunk that crap. I'll bring my Metallica cd.

Green Day by Dustin Stroud September 21, 2008

Green day 

a punk rock band which are well worth worshipping. Not the greatest band ever but pretty darn great.

Billie Joe of Green Day can't sing live
OR
Tomorrow will be a Green Day

Green day by Tom Reeves June 14, 2003