Squozzle Buddy

A member of the sacred Alliance of the Squozzles made between Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin.

I wish I was a squozzle buddy, like Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, owner of the Love Shack Be-eh-bee and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin...

by TJacob January 2, 2008

Buddie

Those two gay firefighters from the hit FOX TV show 9-1-1, canonically known as Buck and Eddie.

Do you think buddie is gonna go canon?

Obviously, those two are so in love.

by prfoundbond August 9, 2021

Clutch Buddies

Two people who will always cover for each other in a situation.

Daequan was in the club last night cheating on his girlfriend, but Daqwavian covered for him with Daequan girlfriend. Daequan and Daquavian are Clutch Buddies.

by clutchbuddy February 9, 2018

slime buddy

someone who you send slime videos to!!! can be a completely random person or the pizza hut number on your boyfriends phone🤷 ♂️

A: "did you make up a random definition on urban dictionary just so you can ask people to be your slime buddy??"
B: "Well .."

by beebweeb September 17, 2022

Buddy Troll

Buddy troll =

Person who is friends with somebody not because they support them as a person, but because they think they are funny or interesting.

This can sometimes be assholish, or harmless depending on how invested a person is in the friendship, and how much they respect the individual as a human being and not an exhibit.

And how much the individual being "buddy trolled" cares.

Friend: "You know Josh is a buddy troll right? He is only talking to you because you do stupid shit like build Lego dicks and ask random girls out, and he thinks thats funny."

Josh "Aughuh! And I'll fuckin do it again!"

by Rejektitp0nk April 24, 2024

non bloody buddy

When you plan on a bloody Mary trip and your BFF and her man skip out on it.....

Hey Jessika I know we told you we would head over for brunch. However this weekend we are going to pass you up and going to be your non bloody buddy. See ya

by Non bloody buddy April 30, 2023

parade buddy

When you give a guy a blowjob (usually at gay pride) in front of everyone.

Wait did you just give that guy a blowjob, in front of everyone?
-yes he's my parade buddy

by emili4 January 26, 2021