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toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️
“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
yeah bro i love me some toilet water
by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022
mugGet the toiletmug.

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold
I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS
by awkward swine March 22, 2020
mugGet the toilet papermug.

Toilet Drop

When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.

The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:
She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.

He hit the door on the way in.

She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.

He simply forgot to put the seat down.

They all had a Toilet Drop
by An unfortunate incident January 4, 2011
mugGet the Toilet Dropmug.

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers
1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help
by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Toilet Nigger

An exceptionally undeveloped black person who begs for bare cash to allow you to take a piss or sniff some coke in the toilets in establishments such as CeLaVi and other shitholes in areas such as Roppongi or Shibuya.
This God damn toilet nigger won’t even let me take a piss without separating me from my hard earned moolah
by We hate toilet niggers July 14, 2025
mugGet the Toilet Niggermug.

Toilet Rumble

Toilet Rumble is an event in which a group of people go into the nearest bathroom and hang out.
Toilet Rumble also has multiple names for how many people are joining. Said names are: Duo, Trio, Squad, Rumble, Royale, Mania.
There are also other code-names, including Stingy Stalls, Commode Mischief, Universal Urination, Anal Antics, and Latrine Looters.
Hey, remember Toilet Rumble is at 11:55 A.M.
by rumbler200 April 6, 2024
mugGet the Toilet Rumblemug.

Toilet paper

Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.
Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story
by DeepFriedDump April 6, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

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