Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018

Serpent's Sleep

When you allow your asshole to sink into the toilet bowl and then you flush the toilet effectively making it a make shift bidet. Just like Jormungandr when he would sleep, the realms water levels would rise consuming the lands.

I just let the toilet serpent's sleep my ass.

by MrZano69 May 10, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Sleeps

A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.

I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.

by Onlyfaranginsaraburi December 25, 2023

Sleep

Code word for sex

Kyle: brooo I need some sleep rn

by Meatpounder25 May 12, 2022

Bitch, go to sleep

Is a way of telling someone to sleep, when they clearly need it to function.
Or says something dumb or stupid

Janely- “I look skinnier today.”
Miguel- “Bitch, go to sleep.”

by truthuman December 11, 2020

sleep retardation

Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020