dirty mykel

When a retired but consenting and invalid person , is being forcefully powerbombed onto a bed of tomatoes, to make salsa .. the onions will be added later peppers optional...

When a toothless old woman found herself alone after he husbands passing she could only emotionally survive on dirty mykels due to her husbands passing as she was accustomed a certain lifestyle ... She was not doing it for money just to live/feel a familiar warmth..

by Nick 123456789 August 12, 2023

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Dirty Hergen

When your brother wakes you up by inserting a funnel into your anus and fills it with strong coffee

My bro woke me up with a Dirty Hergen this morning. I've never been so awake in my life

by FrodoTheTall February 4, 2024

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A dirty pepperoni

A guy who is very desirable

Damn, that guy is such a dirty pepperoni, I definitely would.

by NinaPepperina May 27, 2022

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Dirty Waqar

When you give a good friend a handshake, but that hand has been places after searching up other dirties.

Finley: Yes now! *reaches out for a handshake*

Waqar: *Shakes his hand*

Ashton: You don't know where that's been...
Louis: AHAHAHAHAHHAA
Ethan and James: *Sighing in disappointment*
Finley: Oh no I just got a Dirty Waqar.
Kristians: SEARCH THISSSSSS

by Eskirett October 25, 2019

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Dirty Levi

when you and two of the girls you have dated hang out with you and your friends, while acting like half girlfriends each.

Jeff: man, i think she still likes him
Matt: nah, hes just pulling a Dirty Levi. probably still likes them but has no clue what hes doing.

Levi: yeah but that mario pants and team fortress 2 shirt gave me hella dick powers
Matt: i will skin you alive

by the_lord_of_knowledge November 12, 2022

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