When you are masturbating at your house, and someone walks in and then they help you finish, but then they forcefully make you squirt/cum on your sheets and blankets and force you to wash them.
by Mr sundle August 9, 2023
Get the Dirty anyahmug. when a person hides in little kids closets and masturbates to them while they sleep. And in the morning when the minor gets out of bed he whips it out and bangs it till there's no tomorrow.
Girl: Where were you last night?
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!
by MinorLicker2.0NamedBardiyaS March 21, 2024
Get the dirty bardiyamug. The particular moment (often shared between a Straight man and a Gay a man), after blowing a Straight guy (and swallowing) the Straight guy then hits you with an "I'm so happy this happened, because I'm getting married tomorrow", followed by a string of texts saying "you up?", "that was fun, we should do that again", "It would be so much easier if you were a girl".
*If he doesn't send a string of texts, that's not a Dirty JMM, just a hook up.
*If he doesn't send a string of texts, that's not a Dirty JMM, just a hook up.
by cottoncandydreamz April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty JMMmug. When no one is home you sneak into your veggie patch, grab your biggest zucchini and shove it up your arse.
by Brock_B May 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Cinnasmug. by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020
Get the Dirty muskratmug. The act of having organised group sex inside the school's unisex cubicles while being simultaneously bumfucked by individuals called Ethan, Bryan and David.
by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023
Get the Dirty Sichengmug. by TheRealMan101 June 11, 2022
Get the Dirty hentaimug.