headupass day

Any day, commonly Friday, when it seems the majority of people are unable to pay attention to what they are doing at the present time. Their minds are firmly planted elsewhere, sometimes having a disastrous outcome.

I got cut off so many times in traffic on the way. Must be headupass day again.

by cyrrus April 9, 2025

Slime yo teacher day

The day you slime your dick sucking evil teacher.

It’s finally slime yo teacher day I can’t wait to slime Mr. Goetz.

by anonymous April 10, 2025

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female

tomorrow is National Fuck Everyone Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

At the end of the day

At the end of the day, I'm tired of hearing this fucking phrase.

At the end of the day, I hear this at least 10 times by the end of the day.

by cpetkunas April 12, 2025

National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan

Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day

by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025