Golden cunt

someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!

Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.

Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!

Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.

steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
by Ying7Yang6 February 01, 2016
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golden ram

John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.
by Ramsphere July 04, 2017
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Golden Circle

A confederacy of all slave states under the Mason-Dixon line as well as all of Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean.
Union Soldier 1: Fuck Douglas, I heard he wants the damn seceders to win the war and form the golden circle!
Union Soldier 2: Yeah, he's a bitch.
by numbnuttic June 28, 2022
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golden scissoring

when 2 lesbians are in the act of scissoring and pee on each other
by ricksgirl2016 February 11, 2015
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golden meat

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.
by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013
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Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.
The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.
by Mons Penith December 09, 2023
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