clown

literally, me i fall for every boy and they just play me

person: wow, ur a clown

by clownnn64 August 21, 2019

tugballs the clown

a goofy silly zesty bungy clown, he filled his veins with type 17 heroine and starting touching children

"hey man, you saw that clown movie tugballs the clown?"
"Nah man, but i heard some bike horn outside earlier"
"uh oh"

by alt account November 7, 2022

CLOWN

You

You're a clown

by AlxR25 November 20, 2021

Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

clown frown

A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.

His methadone dose is so high that he is sitting there with his eyes closed making a clown frown.

by Kysguy January 29, 2023

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.

(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"

by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009