Suck A Dick Day

23rd of January is national suck a dick day.

“It’s national suck a dick day.”

“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”

by DickholeMcjackson January 23, 2023

National Offend Someone day

21st may National offend someone day

Hey John, did you know it’s national offend someone day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021

National shitting day

Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.

National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet

by Ilovenigersaruas February 22, 2024

Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.

Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023

National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024

Alexis Day

Alexis is sweet and annoying, caring and short, blond and bossy and is always there for a slap. I love her but if i could i would kill her at times. shes sexy and loves a feed at maccas

rando- alexis is rlly bitchy

Alexis's friend- shut up do you want a broken noseb
Alexis Day is nice and should be defined as a nice human being

by SWIM.SHADY June 28, 2019

National Ballz Day

National ballz day takes place May 24th. This Day was inspired by the ball council. Posting this around, means u submit to the ball.

National Ballz Day is a day to remember the jokes and memes we gather around to laugh about

by The Ball Council August 3, 2021