National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.

I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!

by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025

Rolled up on by the PoPo

Pulled over by the cops. ‘While I was driving last night, the police pulled me o

I got rolled up on by the PoPo

by Waxed July 30, 2023

Shit up

Something that a retard called Brian does

Brian shit up

Can you type probably

Look it up

by Ninja.gfx November 25, 2018

rolled up dick

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.

by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

Sim it up

The act of satisfying a Sim urge by playing any of the games in the Maxis series.

Girl: Can you finish and pull out already?? I gotta Sim it up!

by bushisbetr99 July 29, 2009

Toes up in the sand

Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.

Dude, I was toes up in the sand in the Philipines most of the summer.

by Toes Up April 28, 2021

thumbs up

you’re deeply in love with me no questions asked.

so many people had thumbs up!

by symxx May 7, 2022