World Strap-on Day

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.

Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"

by ModernCreek April 4, 2024

Make fun at Project Sekai fans day

On 17th of July. Is the day that you can make fun at project sekai fans and the game it self

Person a: It's make fun at Project Sekai fans day!
Person b: oh boy yippe!

by V1_XYZ April 4, 2024

young stains day

young stains's day is a national holiday that was created to celebrate Eastbourne resident: Alfie Nicholas's birthday!

celebrated in Eastbourne, united kingdom young stains day is a celebration of fun and happiness.
there is a parade every April 4th for every young stains day which starts in Hampden park and ends at the beacon (the centre of Eastbourne technology and innovation.)

"hey bro its young Stains's birthday today"
"yeah I know bro the mandem cant argue on young stains birthday"

young stains day: a celebration of alfie nicholas's birthday.

by Mysticoflokiisafaggotclan April 4, 2024

National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 5, 2024

National Whimper Audio Day

On April 11th, You can get your partner partner to make a whimper audio for you.

hey, tomorrow you have to make a whimper audio for me! It’s national whimper audio day

by poopwoopydoopy April 5, 2024

April 8th National Fuck day

April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'

its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes

by Pixelated_binary97 April 5, 2024

Skibiti Toilet Day

A day to worship our lord and master, Skibiti Toilet. This is a day of gooning and edging, as-well as mewing and mogging.

Person 1: “I have so much work and have no time to goon!”
Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!”
Person 1: “Even in school?”
Person 2: “Yes!!”

by Micheal edger April 5, 2024