Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

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Glitter Pimp

the term for a gay pimp.

Can be used as an insult.

"He pimps all the guys because hes a Glitter Pimp."

"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."

by Mr. Mug February 6, 2025

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pimp

an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.

my old mate jerry was a pimp and i saw the sneaky bastard taking a fiver out of a 16 yearolds bra!

by fuckor November 1, 2020

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pimp

Computer slang for "peeing in my pants". When lol, rotfl, or lmfao just doesn't convey how hard one is laughing, pimp takes it a step further.
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao

Dave: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!

by DJBurnside December 12, 2008

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