Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011
If you help me, I will make it worth your while.
by EricTheRed1313 May 11, 2021
by dmillswvu82 September 6, 2021
This expression shows the benefits of masterbation over intercourse by saying a bird (your penis) is better in your hand than having both your penises in a bush (vagina).
Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.
Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.
Rob: Y'know, Greg, my girlfriend wanted another $20 from me this morning.
Greg: Oh yeah? What for?
Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.
Greg: Why do you think that?
Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.
Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Rob: You're right.
/corny story
Greg: Oh yeah? What for?
Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.
Greg: Why do you think that?
Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.
Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Rob: You're right.
/corny story
by Joseph and friends. July 11, 2008
what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.
He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by Turttlemugger December 4, 2008
The kind of person or group of persons who are actually worse than worthless. So much so, that as you contemplate canceling their ticket, you are forever mindful of how expensive a pain in your ass they have already made themselves. Oh to be sure, they gotta go, but as cheaply as is humanly possible so you can recoup at least some of the loses they have cost your ass.
Ya know somethin' Phily? There aren't enough aspirins in the entire aspirin taking planet to make the headaches go away like this mamaluke's been makin' for me... an' yet, he isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up. I want him gone-all-day-long, like yesterday. Understand? ...but we gadda make this on the cheap as much as is freakin' humanly possible. Do I make myself clear? Marone!This chiseling wastling degenerate cock sucking madda fuck! Oh, he's gone. Right the fack now.
by Lieutenant Frank Columbo March 11, 2020
Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"
Parson B "True dat"
Parson B "True dat"
by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009