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uncle howard

To shit everywhere in someone else’s bathroom, I mean everywhere under the seat, behind the toilet, and then to leave with the evidence running up ones back.
While donning a bunny mask and apron, Aunt Sue asking for rubber gloves because someone just fucking Uncle Howarded the damn toilet.
by Fireside drinkers August 9, 2019
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Uncle Fucka

Your aunt

also a song from the movie "South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" that Terrance and Phillip sang

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(Farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(Farting noises)
(More farting noises)
(Laughing)
(Farting noise)

Policeman: What's going on here?
(Farting noises)
Everyone: Fucka, fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, fucka, fucka
Everyone: Ooh
Terrance and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
(Terrance: Uncle fucka)
Terrance and Phillip: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (Laughing)
Everyone: Uncle fucka... that's you
U-N-C-L-E fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa...

Phillip: Suck my balls
Person that hates you: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Me: Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucka
by DJPONAWESOME October 22, 2017
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Shame Uncle

A person known to bring shame to his family. Even from young age, he behaves like an uncle and tries to guide his peers, but always ends up misguiding them. Also known to spam call his friends when they are playing games on their phones.
Don't listen to Shame Uncle, he will only misguide us!
by iCarp May 12, 2021
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sucky uncle

That one eyed man is a sucky uncle because he always upset his nephew.
by Sucky UNCLE November 3, 2015
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Uncle Craven

The one uncle you have that is always drunk and slurs. This is a fellow that always wants a hug at a family get together and reeks of alcohol.
"Give your Uncle Craven a big motherfucking hug"
-Your Uncle Craven
by Chrisc09 November 11, 2009
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UNCLE RICO

A person who loves living in the past. The persons constantly talking about a sport they used to play and brag about how they were the greatest at it and that they could have been the best at it if they would of overcame a certain obstacle (Like breaking a bone or that they were held back by someone etc.) It's also a reference to Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite
Brad: Man I could have been a top NFL prospect if I would have worked on my game more back in the day
Tim: Dude shut up you're being such an UNCLE RICO
by I'm just here January 19, 2019
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Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul is a fictional character made up to impress other and make them laugh. He is usually used for jokes to make sad girls from battle fields laugh.
Uncle Paul’s going to get us all an md from his vending machine
by Wee eccie May 20, 2021
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