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michael shaw

Michael Shaw thinks he’s slick cause he’s got a small dick. He also looks like Megan’s toe
Michael Shaw also got a haircut and he won’t show me
by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019
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Shaw

Slang for "sure".
She 'shaw' is slow.
Fa 'shaw' (sure is)
'Shaw' nuff (sure enough)
by aPlitt May 10, 2022
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Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008
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blaq shaw

Blaq: funny

Shaw: best friend/ friend
My friend is blaq shaw
by Blaq shaw April 11, 2021
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Jack Shaw

Someone who tries to make a living off of a meme page however it doesn’t work out and ends up looking like a mong. Also loves a good ol lie here and there.
My dad beat up a bunch of hackers. Which is a lump of bullshit. What a jack shaw
by Unkn0wn Spec1men October 30, 2017
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scumbag shaw

When a teacher or professor waits until after the last day of school to post a bad grade.
Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."

Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"

Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."

Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
by losercollegekid April 4, 2019
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umair shaw

Very nice guy. But doesnt really get bitches. Has most likely tried pulling a emo girl named koda.
by leng u fam December 12, 2022
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