Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

Dandy

A raging homosexual. So far out of the closet that you can’t even see her. Where’s Dandy? Dunno but I bet she’s having sexual intercourse with a woman.

Wow that girl is so cool and sure of herself in a slightly threatening way...

Yeah dude cos she’s called dandy

Don’t patronise me

by Rounderking December 9, 2020

Dandy

the guy who will ask the same dumbass question until seven hundred people tell him the answer

Dandy: what time is it (times 700)
People: it is time for you to stop talking

by supagaming April 10, 2022

Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...

Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.

by Dandified August 6, 2022

Dandy

Dandy : when 2 appropriately named individuals are so stuck together they start to merge into 1.

Bob : "look out mark, here comes Dandy !"
Mark : "are they separated or have they merged into 1?"

by LordOfTheYeti April 28, 2023

Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.

Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024