South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
by Composer man December 27, 2023
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South Park Rally

It is when you are about to have sexual intercourse and you turn on South Park and you have sex for an entire season of South Park and see if you or your partner hasn't cummed yet.
Hey babe wanna try the South Park Rally if I win we get to do anal if you win I'll eat you out.
by Milfhentaisenpai February 20, 2023
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