(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.
Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?
Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
by D Parently April 6, 2010
Get the Sloppy Beartrapmug. by 6nodder6 July 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Toppymug. When a man / woman receives anal and attempts to take a shit during the process. The shit will squeeze out and form play doh like clumps in which the impaler plays with.
by Captain Anal October 18, 2010
Get the Sloppy Stevemug. The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.
A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
Get the Sloppy Jerusalemmug. by clit mcgee January 12, 2005
Get the sloppy pocketmug. 
To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)
by dbrock591 January 9, 2008
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