slimy slooge

A slimy slooge is the phrase used to describe when a horny man, captures an eel from the ocean, puts it in a bucket, carries the bucket to a random hot ladies house, then breaks into the bedroom, waits for the woman to go in the room and start taking off her clothes, then taking the eel out of the bucket, taping it to your dick and running around the room screaming, “GIVE ME HEAD YOU SILLY MONKEY” as the eel is thrashing around.

The man woke up and chose to give a slimy slooge to the girl he saw at the pool yesterday.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

Slimy Bannana

That annoying slimy man who we hate him he is a slimy red man who is married to some praguy he is on his phone messaging his boyfriend always.

jason is. a slimy bannana we want him exiled from our fortress.

by jack singh October 10, 2022

slimy meme

A term popularised by the Instagram meme account @slime.memes, a slimy meme is any meme of a particularly filthy nature, intended to cause offence and make the viewer feel disgusted and/or nauseous upon viewing. The adjective 'slimy' is used to convey the idea that the meme itself is unpleasant, as if it were sticky or coated in slime.

'Did you see that meme I sent to the DM last night?'

'Man, that was so offensive; it was one hell of a slimy meme.'

by Slime.Memes March 21, 2017

Slimy Nanner

A Slimy Nanner is the name given to those who do not prefer the taste of bananas, particularly those of a more slimy quality that usual.

William: "Hey, do you want a banana with your Nutella?"
Siobhan: "I would never put my beloved Nutella on a slimy nanner!"

by TheJones777 January 25, 2011

Slimy

adjective, slimier, slimiest.
1.
of or like slime.
2.
abounding in or covered with slime.
3.
offensively foul or vile.

the snail was slimy

by the boy named big boy May 17, 2016

slimy winkjob

sex (coitus, fucking, intercourse); wink = sideways eye; slimy = wet & ready.

winkjob for short

Man, oh man, I had a good time with Harriet lay night -- first a handy then a slimy winkjob! Then she sucked me clean. I love that girl! So does her husband, sadly.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2021

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017