Race Relief

Being the the only one in your group of a
different race so the group doesn't seem
racist

"Dude there's only one Asian guy, in that
friend group, he must be the race relief"

by AutisticAligator420 October 20, 2023

Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

by kkbb May 12, 2020

race yourself

When a person mocks their own culture and/or is racist to themselves.

Indian Guy: Damn indians are hairy
Black Guy: I go outside, i can't even see myself man!
Chinese Guy: I love dogs.. They taste good!
Guy 1:I'm not racist, but i like mocking myself and my culture.
Guy 2: Oh I see, so you race yourself.

by WhysoBluSmurf? July 13, 2012

offline race

When one is on facebook, gets a chat, and decides to quickly leave facebook in hopes of the other person assumes you just left before they sent the chat, also see facebook freeze.

Hey man, Jill just totally offline raced away when i chatted her.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011

Racing Cat

The Red neck version off a exotic pet, otherwise know as a skunk.

Hey have you seen my racing cat, no but that looks like a skunk.

by cletus racing man August 18, 2009

Race Swap

/reɪs swɒp/
Verb:
Change the race of (usually a fictional character).

Noun:
An act of changing the race of (usually a fictional character).

Verb:

Phil: "Amazon just race swapped elves and harfoots in their LOTR spinoff."
Joe: "What? You gotta be kidding me! Can't they just create new characters?!"

Noun:
Amazon: "Lemme race swap your favourite characters"
Fellowship of Fans: "Methought that was racist."
Amazon: "NOT WHEN WE DO IT!!"

by Lone Lee September 13, 2022

Lag Race

Is what occurs when you are trying to play a long embedded video of high quality and the downloading is trying to out run the speed of the video playing so you do not get the "buffering" delay.

I was trying to watch "Grinding the Crack" on youtube in HD but my download was so slow it lost the lag race and I had to pause it so it could continue to download.

by Moonpie225 March 14, 2012