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Harambetard 

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.
Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!
Harambetard by pwnageforever September 20, 2016

Harambeism 

The belief that the Gorilla shot on the 28th of may (Cincinnati Zoo) is truly a being of divine power, or a deity. It is often practiced in extremism.

Dicks Out For Harambe
Guy 1: "Dude whats with everyone saying 'dicks out for harambe' lol it was just a Gorilla"
Guy 2: "How dare you mock Harambeism, You fucking Heretic! dicks out! dicks out!"
Harambeism by Freemanism July 31, 2016

HarambeoSexual

Being sexually attracted to Harambe the gorilla.
Hey bro I think I should tell you that I'm Harambeosexual. Do you still accept me?

Harambism 

The act of worshipping Harambe the gorilla.
I practice Harambism because it is my religion.
Harambism by Ralof July 30, 2016

Harambechu 

A legendary gorilla from Pokemon who was shot because a trainer fucked up catching it
I tried catching Harambechu, fell in its home and it was shot to dead.
Harambechu by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

Harambesexual

Those who are attracted to our lord and savior, Harambe.
That guy is harambesexual, just look at the way he stares at the gorilla.
Harambesexual by Sleepyash September 18, 2016

Harambplayed 

When you say something about something and it comes back to bite you back. Rather like irony and instant karma together but it tends to be a positive effect to a negative effect

You might Help a child that has fallen into your enclosure and then you get harambeplayed and you get shot.
"Yeah i'll confer with you Jonathan" - Students

"No you won't!" - Teacher
STUDENTS HAVE BEEN HARAMBPLAYED

"Where is your Lanyard, Josh?" -Teacher
"Round my neck, under this coat" -Josh
TEACHER HAS BEEN HARAMBPLAYED
Harambplayed by chaviscool October 31, 2016