Enemy-exchanger

People who exchange telephone numbers with people they hate, never talk to (and never will), or are enemies with. It makes no logical sense yet there's always one enemy-exchanger in a crowd. If you see one, either:
1. Start yelling at them
2. Beat them up
3. Call your nearest mental help facility
4. Run for your life

STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE FOR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY PSYCHOPATHS.

Can I have your phone number?

No, you Enemy-exchanger!

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 15, 2010

enemies

Your enemies? Who are they?

You don't have enemies. Nobody has them. Nobody in this entire world deserves to get hurt.

enemies? I don't have any. - vinland saga enjoyer

by renKjma June 29, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Private Enemy

Someone you don't want your girlfriend to have sex with.

I don't want John to fuck my girlfriend. He's my private enemy.

by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017

No enemies

A phrase which originated from the anime/manga series Vinland Saga, implying that the person stating it has nobody who they consider to be their enemy and they have nobody that they need to hurt. The phrase has gained significant traction with the release of the second season of Vinland Saga and people have started to incorporate the phrase within their lives in an attempt to better themselves.

Guy 1 - Hey, aren’t you going to punch that asshole? he’s insulted you in the worst way possible!

Guy 2 - Nah man, I have no enemies, there is nobody I need to go out of my way to hurt.

by Uk Drill Fan July 13, 2023

Enemy Intel

When you gather intel on another human being by either being in the vicinity of them, or clutching on to their hand or head (or others), to send that intel to enemy headquarters.

You see that guy over there? He's gathering enemy intel.

by Enemy23223 June 2, 2024

Enemy at the dumpsters

GO PLAY SHIPMENT

Enemy at the dumpsters This is the map where you grind your gun and get it gold but you also die alot unless your good.

Enemy in the dumpsters (the woman says) *gets shot * DAMM CAMPERS.

by lol tyler124 February 1, 2021