Chucky Cheesin'

A low-budget method of rodent removal from a dwelling involving cheese sauce and one's phallus. The subject applies the dairy concoction to himself or another male collaborator, then hangs the cheese covered genitalia in front of the hole where the vermin are presumably residing in an attempt to lure them out. Its origin is unknown, however, it is widely practiced in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.

Steve: "Randall, why do you smell of old cheese?"

Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "

by Rudolph J Buchschins May 30, 2024

Chucky Cheesin'

A low-budget method of rodent removal from a dwelling involving cheese sauce and one's phallus. The subject applies the dairy concoction to himself or another male collaborator, then hangs the cheese covered genitalia in front of the hole where the vermin are presumably residing in an attempt to lure them out. Its origin is unknown, however, it is widely practiced in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.

Steve: "Randall, why do you smell of old cheese?"

Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "

by Rudolph J Buchschins May 30, 2024

Royal cheesing

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma

Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth

Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing

by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024