A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Just as things are getting heavy, your partner Prorogues sex.
1. Ahh..Yeeess, now take the moos-
2. I'm sorry, but i've prorogued our love making.
1. What the fuck?
2. That's Canada's History for ya.
2. I'm sorry, but i've prorogued our love making.
1. What the fuck?
2. That's Canada's History for ya.
by Jesus nipples February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.
by someguy1234 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.
b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.
b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.
by Dirty Mounty February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act using moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. The antlers are placed on the Stanley cup in a see-saw fashion, and are then ridden with the antlers inserted into the rectums of those performing the act. The maple syrup is used as lubricant.
by dyckie February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. The act of using moose antlers as a sex device, with maple syrup as lubrication. Any liquids produced by this process are usually collected in the Stanley Cup.
by Dick Sweat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A notoriously gruesome sexual act, most commonly performed in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. This involves the male filling every possible oriphis of the woman, including the anus, oral cavity, vagina (or "beaver" if you prefer), and additionally the nasal cavaties and at least one earhole. Obviously, the penis and tongue are not enough to satisfy these requirements in most cases, so foreign objects are used as needed. These objects include, but are not limited to: pencils, pens, glue sticks, moose antlers, pine boughs, dildoes, hockey sticks, vegetables, and assorted trophies. The term "Canada's History" has several recognized origins. One theory is that when the entire population of extremely polite people of Earth migrated to Canada in the year 47 A.D., this was the predominant method of sexual intercourse. The more accepted theory, however, is related to the strange phenomenon associated with "Canada's History": both partners spontaneously begin singing the Canadian National Anthem upon reaching orgasm.
"Canada's History... it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup." - Stephen Colbert
by Monte Valentine February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.