milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low
operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft
by humbugbumflap December 29, 2007
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theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
Im going to do laundry

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 25, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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relationship theft

Someone who steals another person’s girlfriend or boyfriend because they could find one themselves.
Dude, I wouldn’t go to this school with your girlfriend.

Why? People will make you a victim of relationship theft because they have been single for a long time
by Brokecollegestudebt November 11, 2019
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Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...
Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Grand Theft Auto

1. Grand Theft Auto (or GTA for short) is a video game franchise made back in 1997. The newest game in the franchise is called "GTA The trilogy: definitive edition released in 2021.

2. Grand Theft Auto means to steal someone else's vehicle (specifically a car)

and it is unlawful, so PLEASE do not try this at home.
I played Grand Theft Auto 5.

Is that person doing Grand Theft Auto?
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Grand Theft Auto

A great video game who actually is a cynical critic of American society
Have you ever played Grand Theft Auto ?
by RyoMasterSan March 13, 2020
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