jake

A euphemism for penis. It can be used to describe an actual penis, or to describe the offensive behavior of another.

Reid - Whats wrong with Noel?
Robert - He got kicked in the jake.
Reid - Who did it?
Robert - Lee did, he's being such a jake lately.

by Kevin Edwards February 3, 2007

Jake

A greasy ass boy who forgets to shower and wash his clothes and smells like krispy kreme every freaking day.

You know that greasy kid jake? Yeah he smells like ass!

by Robscoob May 15, 2018

Jake

Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.

Did you meet jake yesterday?

Yeah I'm avoiding him!

by avoidhimatallcosts September 16, 2010

jake

A Rastafarian word meaning a white person

The jakes with their laws and thier schools are poisoning the purest of minds

by Moons April 17, 2006

Jake

Sexy beast, huge cock, his diet be all pussy and ass, he be fuckin every night do he be three stupid bruh

that man pulled a jake cause he just had sex with some fine ass broad

by Johnny12345678 October 9, 2013

Jake

Absolute machine, but loves boys because he vapes, loves arse

You are so jake

by Fortnite1999 December 16, 2018

Jake

the gayest kid on earth.

"Jake is so gay, dude."

by eEPASDDIJWHDJ April 29, 2019