by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.
drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"
by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

by anonymous February 8, 2022

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022
