Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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Squishy

If you get called "squishy" or a "squishy kid" basically means you're a retard and you're morbidly obese
you're actually bare squishy

gemma is such a squishy girl icl
by lengerz girl June 02, 2022
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Usually a medium sized squishable foam blob that looks like food, an animal, or really anything that exists. They usually have a small kawaii face.
“Hey what’s that?”
It’s a squishy!”
by Garbagé June 03, 2021
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The Squishy is an unknown native creature from the planet 676 with origins unknown. Distinguishing characteristics include long wiggly tongue, hair-covered, and mammoth sized lips. Their species come in a variety of colors and sizes and have mouths that could engulf an entire average sized home. Tales have been told that the largest one of all resides in the center of the planet and is taller than Mt. Everest.
John: Wow look at that squishy there! There are so many "squishies" on planet 676. They're tall, small, and anything at all. And their tongues sure are large, lemme see what they do ;).

Fred: John what the fuck is wrong with you.
by benitomosquito December 02, 2023
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partner that makes you squishy in the pants, you call them squishy
after we made out i was squishy down there - now ur my squishy.!!
by Babybel88 December 01, 2021
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(Verb) A bathroom prank, where sauce packets (Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonaise, Soy Sauce, etc.) are folded up and placed underneath the toilet seat on the notches. The victim naturally undoes their pants, as well as underwear and sits on the toilet, unbeknownst to them their weight has caused two ketchup packets to unload their contents directly into his/her undergarments. (warning, this has to be the worst thing you can do to someone)
Hey man, Why is their mustard in your underwear?
someone set up a squishy in the bathroom.
by niquil July 16, 2021
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negative: something that makes you feel uncomfortable
positive: something that makes you feel warm inside
PDA makes me feel so squishy.
by hxleyy May 06, 2022
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